Christian's Chronicles

July| Vol. 22 No. 8.02 | Christian's Chronicles © 2015 – All rights reserved.

The World Tour Kickoff Party

Loyal followers of The Chronicles may be aware of rumors regarding a possible upcoming event kicking off what is said to be the launch of a world-tour with the style, intrigue, and bombastic yet down-to-earth shenanigans flavored with the unique ingredients only Christian’s Chronicles can provide.  The precise nature or even the reason for the previously unconfirmed event remains a mystery, further increasing the feverish suspense with which the legions of disciples await news and further developments.

Now, in a Chronicles exclusive, we have learned that indeed there are plans to set up an event to launch the world-tour of Christian’s Chronicles.  Although the precise reason behind the world-tour remains confidential, we can nonetheless confirm that soon The Chronicler will be chronicling from abroad, from yet-to-be-named locations.

Meanwhile, readers of The Chronicles are called upon to voice their opinion.  The event is scheduled to take place sometime around the end of January or perhaps early February.  The location is for readers to decide.  That is right!  Your vote will determine where this once-in-a-lifetime event will be held!  So make your decision and let your voice be heard via the poll below, as we ask:

Where should the kickoff party take place?

Vote below.

 Among the entertainment options and activities scheduled for the event are:

  • Appearances by F-list celebrities!
  • A round-table discussion of the merits of higher education, with a special focus on law school, titled “Opportunity or risky gamble? The case of McGeorge”
  • A reading of “More Miserable” – a contemporary re-imagination of Les Miserables through the prism of crushing student loan debt
  • A no-holds-barred team free-for-all between liberal and conservative friends
  • Authentic Goulash!
  • Folk songs from around the globe

Those who wish to attend are advised that they do so at their own risk.  The likelihood of injury, both physical and mental, is very high.

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This entry was posted on January 28, 2015 by in The Chronicles.